Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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