Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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