I bet he comes in French.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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