I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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