I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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