HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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