Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
id be glad to
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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