playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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