omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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