Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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