whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
