You surviving the open bar?
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize