her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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