Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i black out too much to be "responsible"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize