i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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