i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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