Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She needs sedatives and a leash
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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