That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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