Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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