I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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