You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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