I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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