I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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