So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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