is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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