Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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