I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
