I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Come on in and take your pants off
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