Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's blow job season.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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