Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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