Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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