If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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