This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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