Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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