I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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