Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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