this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We need to rekindle our bromance
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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