so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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