this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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