i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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