Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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