scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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