8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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