ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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