My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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