But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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