Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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