Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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