is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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