Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize