Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The Olympian is in my bed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
