Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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