You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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