So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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